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Friday, May 27, 2005

Ok, I plan to write a real entry sometime in the near future, but until then I must share with you the funniest thing I think I've ever seen.

Spamusement.

Jay and I both read it at the same time in different rooms. I laughed until I cried. Again. And again.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

OK, promised end-of-semester, long-overdue, highly-hyphenated update:

1) Semester is over! Year One down! Although, not entirely. I still have to do my (unpaid) practicum this summer, which most people (who do not work) in my class did this spring. I am looking forward to it, however, even though it's unpaid. I think I'm going to opt for the acute behavioral health care ward in one of the hospitals in town. I interviewed with the lady today. It was awkward (she'd never interviewed a practicum student before), but it was a neat environment. It's very short-term: a few days until crisis is averted, and then they're released into longer-term care or outpatient care.

2) Going back a few months: Jay and I went to Myrtle Beach for break, and met Ilya down there. We hung out for a few days. It was very nice. I hadn't seen him in years, and we had a lot of fun. Ilya and Jay got along pretty well, too, which is always good. We played mini-golf (I kicked their butts, surpringly. I'm bad at mini-golf), we went to the arcade (Jay won a switch-blade comb. Ilya won.. hmm.. he wanted the eyeball ring, but I forget what he ended up getting.) We went to Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville restaurant, which I really enjoyed, after one strong Bahama Mama, but they thought was overly cheesy. I sang along with the song Margaritaville, and chanted "salt" in all the right places. Oh, no. I realized that Scott is probably reading this, and thinking he's converted me over the years. No! You haven't! I just liked Margaritaville. Although I must admit that my Cheeseburger in Paradise was really more like a Cheeseburger in OK-ville.

3) Jay has a real job! An internship that's 40 hours a week over the summer, at Perot Systems (where my friend Shawn works.) Yes, he'll be working for H. Ross Perot's empire. Making real money, though. He's done so well with his classes, I'm so proud of him. He was inducted into the hoity-toity Phi Beta Kappa honor society earlier this semester. He's going to be so embarassed when he reads this, but that's ok. hehe. As a result of him getting a good job, I will get a new computer later this month (as a birthday present.) That's good, because this one is sucking the life out of me. It needs Help.

4) I still like my research assistant job alot. The people are great, and I'm really getting to do some researchy stuff. Not really social work related, but that's ok. I'd much whether work in an environment where I like all the people, who all have a sense of humor, than work in a humorless social worky environment.

5) My dad had his gall bladder out the week before last. At the end of February, he made an emergency trip to the hospital because he thought he was having chest pains (a bad thing for a man that has had a sextuple bypass.) Luckily, after doing all the necessary tests, they decided his heart was fine (yay!) but his gall bladder needed to come out. It's a right of passage for those in my family, I think. Both of my grandmas have had theirs out, my cousin Blair (who's only 20), and now Dad.

6) I think I got all As in my classes. I did really bad on a paper (a 71%. I don't think I've ever scored so low on a paper in my life) at the beginning of the semester in psychopathology. I was looking at the syllabus for the requirements, rather than the grading sheet he gave us. However, I rallied with a 107% average on all our quizzes, good class participation, and a good group paper. We'll find out soon enough how I really did, as I obsessively check the webUK stuff where they post the grades.

7) I saw TMBG in early April, in Danville. It really kicked ass. Aimee was supposed to go with us, but she had some flu-like malady, so her ticket went to my friend Michelle. It was a pretty small show. Corn Mo opened, and wow, was he weird. But in a good way. Check him out. He's opened for TMBG a bunch of times on national tours, but it turns out he was born and bred in the great state of Kentucky. hehe. Which gave the show a local flavor. Anyhow, the TMBG show was fun, and the confetti cannon was not in James K. Polk, but rather another song! *gasp* I was very confused. hehe. This was around the time of mine and Jay's 5th anniversary, and our relationship originally came to exist because of people we knew from our mutual love of the Johns. Aww. Full circle.

8) I have planted basil, sage, and rosemary in pots on the deck outside, along with various wildflowers. I've been trying to do some real yardwork on a weekly basis, for both exercise and house beautification. I'd like to plant some tomatoes in a few weeks. Mmm. Tomatoes. Friend Bill is planting some heirloom varieties, so hopefully he'll share some of his bounty.

9) My social work posse and I went bowling the other night. I'm a pretty decent bowler, when I'm practiced (which I wasn't, the other night.) I was all afraid that Michelle, the athletically gifted one among us, was going to kick our collective asses. However, surprisingly, she consistently scored the lowest, and our diminuitive Tawainese friend kicked our butts. Turned out she took a bowling class in college. It was great.

10) I feel like I should add a 10th item, but I'm not sure what it should be. Um... the house has been in various states of disarray because of our lack of time (and motivation) to clean, due to finals. I fully cleaned the office today (including dusting!) It's now nice and calming to sit in, not cluttered with various journal articles, textbooks, and library books. And on an unrelated note, everyone go read the new Sarah Vowell book Assassination Vacation.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

I saw Nathan do this, so I thought I'd do it too.

A - Age you got your first kiss: 14
B - Band listening to right now: The sound of Jay taking a shower. They haven't sold many albums.
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning the cat litter.
D - Dad's name: Michael
E - Easiset person to talk to: Emily, and then Jay.
F - Favorite bands at the moment: TMBG, I guess. Most everyone else are solo artists.
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: Worms
H - Home state: Originally WV. Now Kentucky.
I - Instruments: Clarinet, flute, piccolo, piano, saxophone, xylophone.
J - Job: Research Assistant and graduate student
K - Kids: Zip. Let's keep it that way.
L - Longest car ride ever: From Florida to West Virginia, with a long stretch of "Wow, we're really lost" thrown in for good measure. In 90+ degree weather in a car with no AC.
M - Mom's name: Diana
N - Nicknames: None.
O - Overnight hospital stays: None.
P - Phobia: Snakes.
Q - Quote: "If you can't trust, you can't be trusted." --Ben Folds
R - Religious affiliation: Atheist/Agnostic
S - Siblings: One younger sister and one older brother.
T - Time you woke up today: About 11:20 AM.
U - Underwear: Yes? No thongs. Those are ouchy.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Any bean that isn't green beans. I don't like squash, either.
W - Worst habit: Compulsive computer solitaire playing.
X - X-rays you've had: Dental X rays, head x rays when I was little (I fell), lots of leg x rays when I broke both my legs within two years, x rays of my ankle for the sprained ankle, and a couple of my feet when I've broken toes.
Y - Yummy foods you make: Chicken scampi, stuffed peppers, chicken cacciatore, meatloaf.
Z - Zodiac sign: Gemini.